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11 | flashing | give me a peek rachel gone wild [13 Jul 2004|09:06pm] [ mood | distressed ] [ music | Jay Z - "99 Problems" ] I was flipping through the channels last night and I saw a commercial for this: I don't know what to do! I looked it up online and sure enough people can see my little baby bearing all she has! This leads me to my next problem. I think Rachel might be a lesbian. I've long suspected it and now she's always hanging out with the Ratliff girls. Not that I don't absolutely adore those girls, I just have a feeling there's more to the relationships. Which is fine. If Rachel is a lesbian, I'd be just fine with it. Speaking of relations, I think she is also pregnant. But I just don't have the energy to get into that tonight. I was looking over the phone bill today and there were dozens of calls to that phone sex service. I've told Rachel thousands of times to stop calling Red Hot. She's running our phone bill so high. In happier news, Bill is coming in this weekend and we're going to get naztee wild, yo! I have to find some place to send Rachel this weekend. Well, maybe. She might be old enough to know the truth now. She is a pregnant lesbian after all. Dip it low!

6 | flashing | give me a peek [08 Jul 2004|12:17pm] [ mood | enthralled ] [ music | Ani Defranco - "Untouchable Face" ] Some of Rachel's friends came by the house for a while today. They're going to be her band mates. We got into ten kinds of naztee.

4 | flashing | give me a peek [07 Jul 2004|04:54pm] [ mood | disappointed ] [ music | Rob Zombie- ] This morning, Puff Daddy came by and dropped Rachel from the label. He said she didn't have the right "tude" or "bling, bling". Rachel's such a failure. I love her. She's decided to become a goth-rocker now. Here's a picture of her getting ready to perform. Her stage name is Betty Fish and she's going to be touring with Marilyn Manson. I have to go out and get her some razor blades afterwhile. And bake some cookies. Hellz yeah!

give me a peek Bad Boys for life! [06 Jul 2004|08:52pm] [ mood | ecstatic ] [ music | Mase - "Welcome Back" ] I'm so proud of my little Rachel! She's been signed onto Bad Boy Records. That's her first promotional picture there. We've been working on her "attitude" all afternoon.

1 | flashing | give me a peek [06 Jul 2004|10:29am] [ mood | excited ] [ music | Slayer ] I don't really know what to say. I suppose I'll warm up to this after a few entries. I've added a few people to my friend's list and I hope they add me as well.

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